Yes, we tend to write a lot about Tom Hardy. This shouldn’t require an explanation. He’s beefy, with pillowy lips that require a cock between them. And a cock’s been there before, hi-yo! So, whenever we uncover pics of his tool – it must be noted.
Unfortunately, we found the following dick shots via . Hey, at least this explains why that bitch gets so many pageviews. And yes, I’m jealous. Of course, I’m jealous. Dewitt and I are SO much cuter than him, and way less ignorant and annoying. Well, Dewitt’s less ignorant. And less annoying.
Here’s some screencaps of Mr. Hardy from a short film called Sergeant Slaughter, My We Big. It’s got something to do with the army, he’s got a military-looking beret on. For all we know, he’s playing Sgt. CockBounce. We totally salute that guy.
– J. Harvey
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