Let’s just say hypothetically that a guy messages you on , and he suggests that you dress up as pirates and fuck one another’s brains out. What would you say or do? Would you appreciate his sense of adventure and prepare to strap on an eyepatch? Or would you find this request annoying/childish/stupid and hit the block button immediately?
Since I am a ridiculous human being, there’s no question about whether I would do this. In fact, after watching this “ARRR”-mazing clip between Austin Parker and Kyle Butler, it is fairly certain that I’ll be rushing home to try this out for myself… Would any of you fine mateys be up for plundering my booty?
Click through to watch Austin Parker have pirate sex with Kyle Butler:
Hi Kyle! This isn’t terrifying at all…