Flipping Out: Dale Cooper


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Not to make a post about gay porn even gayer, but do you know that part in the opening to Golden Girls where Bea Arthur shoves her fist in her mouth? That’s literally what I just did when I saw the picture in this post of Dale Cooper bending over, showing off his fuzzy crack with his big ol’ dick pushed between his legs. Now, while I hate to steal Boulangerié Knowles‘ annoying tendency to overuse GIFs in her posts, here’s a visual for those of you who don’t understand the reference (and, therefore, don’t understand why life is worth living):

R.I.P. MY KWEEN.

Dale mentioned this particular scene with Alexander Garrett in our exclusive interview with the (arguably) flawless gay porn star. He didn’t really say much beyond “We had great chemistry“, so I didn’t realize it’d be an intensely spectacular flip-fuck residing in the same movie that features Shawn Wolfe getting pounded by Tommy Defendi‘s big dick and single-handedly reminding me why I’m gay. You should go watch a clip from that scene. Seriously. It’s amazing.

But, hey, you know what’s also amazing? Every single thing Dale Cooper’s ever done. That might sound like I’m taking a page out of my dick‘s annoying tendency to make hyperbolic statements, but I can’t think of any scenes he’s done that have left me limp or not made me want to sell all of my personal belongings and go on a quest to find myself inside of Dale Cooper’s butt (or maybe, also, while getting rammed doggy-style by his cock). This one is no exception to the rule! It’s on the same level of erotic greatness as his recent rendezvous with ginger lumberjack James Jamesson. And that’s, like, the highest level of erotic greatness. Orgasmic Olympics or something like that.

– Dewitt

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Learn why I’m so obsessed with Dale Cooper by furiously jerking off to the pics and video below:

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