My keyboard almost got soaked in coffee when I read that Blake Davis is only 22 years-old. This shy Chicago lad possesses the sort of guy next door charm that makes me anxious in the pants-zone, and now that I’m about to become an ancient 28 year-old gay man tomorrow morning, I felt like such a dirty old man sitting here, drooling over his pics and wishing he were inside me. Seriously! I’m sharpening my manther claws as I type this sentence. You might as well just start calling me “daddy” and filing the paperwork for my AARP membership.
To add insult to injury, Blake (probably) wouldn’t even be interested in a prehistoric dick-slut like myself! “He’s currently single and doesn’t really want to get a girlfriend just yet,” writes ‘s Australian founder Ben. “He says that he likes to play around and doesn’t want to get stuck with just one girl. I bet there are plenty of girls wanting to get with him.”
GIRLS!?!?! Ugh! What are you doing with your life, Blake? You could be swimming in man-ass and getting deepthroat blowjobs on a nightly basis if you had a profile. We need to send you to a conversion camp to correct this whole “heterosexuality” problem and make everything right in the world. With that hairy chest and precious smile, I’ll do whatever it takes to get you to play for our team (even if it’s just for one night).
Gosh. I sound pathetic and desperate right now. This is what happens when you get OLD, I guess.
Take a look at Blake’s pics and fall in love with him below:
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