What the fuck is Michael Fassbender waiting for? I’ve basically given him permission to stick his big, floppy dick into whatever orifice pleases him, and he’s off somewhere doing stupid stuff like “being heterosexual” and filming huge Hollywood movies. Should I be offended? Am I not cute enough for Michael Fassbender to dick-slap me?
I mean, he’s already eye-fucked me ’til I’m sore in these new shots from GQ! He might as well just go all the way and spread my fuzzy cheeks for a good, hard fuck. It would not be the worst thing if I were on my back with my ankles on his shoulders, and he were staring me straight in the eyes with his sweat dripping down onto my forehead. Nope! I wouldn’t mind that all.
So, really, what are you waiting for, Fassbender? Let’s do this.
Photo credit: Peggy Sirota
Check out Michael Fassbender’s spread for GQ magazine below:
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