Reading through the cast list of Joe Gage‘s new military-themed flick Armed Forces Physical was enough to give me a semi: Andrew Justice, Conner Habib, Joe Parker, CJ Parker, Dale Cooper, Rich Kelly, Dylan Roberts, Shay, Colby Keller and a guest appearance by the one and only Jake Cruise.
That might seem like a long list of names to you, but for me, it’s the equivalent of my Jerk-Off Bible. I’ve had intimate fantasies about nearly every one of these guys, and while it might be a tad creepy to admit this in such a public forum, I’ve had quite a few graphic, raunchy sex dreams about Conner’s hairy hole gravitating above my tongue.
From the looks of this trailer, Gage builds up some nice tension in these scenes! I’m especially intrigued by the part where Dale Cooper’s slobbering all over Andrew Justice’s mushroom head, and he keeps looking up with his big brown puppy dog eyes and saying “no” whenever Andrew asks if he wants to get fucked. How does he wind up changing his mind? I suppose we’ll have to watch to find out.
Watch the trailer for Joe Gage’s Armed Forces Physical below:
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