In my quest to bring you masturbatory material of the highest quality, I spent way too much time today searching for a model who deserved to be the xhardxtimesx.ru Wood. There came a point where I was about to give up. “Nobody is sexy enough for our readers!” I cried silently to myself. “Maybe I should just dip into my porn folders and throw up another random muscle jock like Curtis.”
Then, as if it were pure magic, Guy Gulotta floated into my life. He rested his hand on my cheek, looked deep into my eyes and assured me that everything would be okay now that I’ve seen his pubes… Okay, so none of that actually happened! But I did stumble upon his modeling portfolio and immediately realized he was the one.
Guy reminds me of a guy I’ve jerked off to before! I kept thinking it was Adam Levine, but I think it’s just the tattoos and perfectly-combed hair steering me in that direction. (Facially, Guy doesn’t resemble Adam at all.) All in all, I’m not overly concerned who this mysterious person might be. It could be some famous dude, a stranger I met on or a regular at my favorite bar.
The bottom line is that Guy’s a worthy addition to the xhardxtimesx.ru Wood series, and if you like what you see here, you can proceed to stalk him on . I may or may not have already stalked him on and realized that he’s playing for our team, yet unfortunately taken by some lucky dude who gets to rub his body on that body. Not that I’m jealous or anything.
Photo credit: Thomas Synnamon
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