My first instinct is to describe Jannik Knopp as a cross between Alexander Skarsgård and Ryan Gosling. When I was first introduced to him in , I was watching in a separate tab and became far, far too aroused upon hearing the following: “Hey, my name’s Jannik. I am from Hamburg, and I am with .”
Lo and behold, my dreams of seeing this blond, bearded beauty getting spit-roasted on a mountaintop by Dirk Caber and Bob Hager were quickly crushed after I double-checked and saw that he’s represented by (where they do not, to my knowledge, specialize in manly men jizzing all over one another).
That’s okay, though! Jannik doesn’t have to show off his butthole to give me a boner. He’s attractive enough to make my pants a little tighter by merely looking in my direction. The clothes come off, and it’s just an added bonus that he’s got a nice, lean build with a light dusting of fur… Oh, and let’s talk about how I’d like to have that beard brushing against my taint! Or, instead, let’s just close our eyes together and imagine the things we want Jannik to do to us.
(This is the part where I close my eyes and start awkwardly moaning.)
Check out some pictures of Jannik Knopp clothed and unclothed below:
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