The time has come to announce the Butthole of The Year! As usual, I took the responsibility of compiling this list way too seriously, spending hour upon hour browsing through pictures and selecting the best of the best. I’m oddly proud of the final results, so while I welcome passionate fan-boy declarations that so-and-so should have made the cut, please know that it’s very likely I took him into consideration at some point or another.
It actually hurt to leave off people like Jimmy Fanz, Luke Adams, Dale Cooper, Ian Levine, Chris Bines, Justin Owen, David Benjamin, Seamus O’Reilly, Rylan Knox and even more obscure models like ‘s red-headed beauty Storm. Then, of course, there was the dilemma of model …
I didn’t actually write about Mr. Hill on xhardxtimesx.ru. He was brought to my attention by at and soon after became the poster-boy for our #LoveYourHole contest. His hole is perfect in the sort of way where it looks like the butt attachment for a . If Ken dolls were life-size and had anuses, their butts would look like this, and we would all be fucking them on a regular basis… But, alas, he wasn’t eligible, since I didn’t technically feature him on the blog in a more prominent fashion. Oof! My bad.
You’ve probably given up on reading this shit, so I’m just gonna shut up and let you look at some buttholes. Feel free to tell me which ones stand out for you, and in the process, feel free to tell me all the nasty things you’d do to worship that sweet hole and make its owner moan. Go ahead! Don’t be shy! I deserve a little dirty talk after all this hard work.
Take a look at the most astonishing holes of 2014 below:
10. BEN TAYLOR:
The folks at are excellent curators when it comes to young, hung men with highly appetizing holes. This year brought us Nathan Green, Charles Durand, Billy Clark, Dominic Couture and Robin Ford, but nobody on the site threw his ankles up better than Ben Taylor. He fingered his hole, spread his cheeks and worked a butt plug into himself, putting on one of the best solo shows of the year.
And if you compare the two pictures? From behind, he’s kind of the hairier version of .
For those who don’t recall, Aaron G. was the eventual winner of our #LoveYourHole contest. He brought in nearly 5,000 followers to his account, which is especially impressive when you take into consideration that he only created it a month and a half ago to participate in the competition! Rumor has it that he sent over some videos for The Amateur Hour.
If any of you reading this produce and/or sell underwear, jockstraps, sex toys or anything else along those lines, this would be a good time to contact him and negotiate sending over a few free samples. He has made it clear that he’d be glad to model them for you, and you’re gonna want to get on board before his butthole’s too famous for you.
8. DARIO BECK:
It’s safe to say that Dario Beck‘s wildly hairy ass made a lot of men happy this year. It wasn’t just his scene partners like Landon Conrad, Donato Reyes, Alex Graham, Rocco Diaz, Goran and Tom Wolfe. It was any of us who had the pleasure of merely watching his hole get rimmed, teased and fucked.
7. ADRIAN HART:
There wasn’t nearly enough of Adrian Hart‘s hole in 2014. He blew me away in his scenes with Landon Conrad and Connor Maguire, and the thought of licking him from the tip of his dick, all the way up his shaft, past his balls, along his taint and then grabbing his muscular cheeks to dive tongue-first into his hole… Yeah, that thought does things to me down below.
6. MIKE DE MARKO:
I have such a debilitating crush on Mike De Marko that I’m legitimately terrified of meeting him in person and making a complete ass out of myself. Case in point? My dick almost busted accidentally while sifting through posts with Shawn Wolfe, Boomer Banks and Connor Maguire for the right picture. His hole makes me weak in the knees, proving the power and influence bottoms can have over the men who want to fuck them.
When I saw the in person a week ago, we discussed how Archer came pretty damn close to replacing Davis as my all-time favorite model on their site. “Just wait,” Cole told me with a sly grin on his face… Then, just a few days later, Anthony popped up in my inbox to change my dick’s life forever.
This story is mostly irrelevant to this top ten countdown! I’m only bringing it up, because I neglected to tell Cole and Hunter that the star of “Please, Fuck Me Before My Parents Get Home!!!” had a guaranteed spot on this list. While these two are generally connoisseurs of the world’s most delicious holes, they really outdid themselves in this particular case.
4. MICAH BRANDT:
Sometimes, quality overrides quantity! alumnus Micah Brandt didn’t appear in a ton of gay porn scenes this year, but when he did show up, it was like you could practically taste his sweet hole from the comfort of your home. Micah can currently be seen getting rammed outdoors by Jimmy Durano in of ‘s film .
This shot of Dean and Duncan from is, without a doubt, amongst my favorite gay porn images of the year. It’s becoming pretty clear after this post that readers favor David for our Flip-Fucker of The Year countdown, so I’ve decided to go with my original guy instinct and include Dean here.
2. SHAWN WOLFE:
It was so difficult to find a picture of Shawn Wolfe‘s hole without a finger or dick inside of it that I eventually just gave up and decided that works to his advantage. The best buttholes are busy buttholes, and Shawn kept himself very busy in scenes with Sean Zevran, Lawson Kane, Boomer Banks, Adam Ramzi, Landon Conrad, Damien Crosse and Trenton Ducati… And let’s not forget that epic gangbang! Occupied or unoccupied, Shawn’s fuzzy pucker is a work of art.
1. DARIUS FERDYNAND:
I haven’t seen a single scene this year where Darius Ferdynand‘s hole didn’t look impeccable. It goes beyond the Photoshop utilized in the picture above with retired model Connor Kline. If you don’t believe go back and watch the video footage from every clip he appeared in this year!
Witness the way he teased us in his solo for , gawk in jealousy as Adrian Hart devours it in the shower, wonder why it wasn’t getting filled in this year’s number one kink scene from Bulldog Pit, and then see it getting double-stuffed in his foursome for . With that evidence taken into consideration, there is absolutely no debate whatsoever. This is the butthole of the year.