And also there’s another guy here. ?
You know how you can have sexual chemistry with someone – that physical RRRAWWRRR thing that’s tied to someone’s smell and tastes and body layout – but just be completely exhausted and annoyed by their personality? That’s what I’m watching here. I’ve made it through this scene two full times now (jacked/came the second time) and this one guy bugs the crap outta me.
I don’t think there’s anything inherently off-putting about JJ in this Guys In Sweatpants scene. But the five minute chatty/interview part at the top of this just made me HATE him. Like I want to jam something in his mouth just to not have to hear him talk anymore. Thank goodness Austin Wilde‘s big penis is here and by minute 8 of this scene figures out how to do exactly that. But I don’t think it’s JJ’s fault, per se. I think I’m just personally annoyed by his (boy this site turned into a complaint-fest faster than I ever anticipated).
This is a good pairing, physically. Certainly leaps and bounds over that thing last week that I didn’t know how to deal with exactly. But it’s better almost exclusively because Austin is here. He’s got that IT thing that not everyone can market the way Austin has. He’s handsome af, but also gifted sexually, and clearly works hard on his body. It’s just . The enthusiasm of the two-fisted blowjay he offers up here is fucking fantastic!
And he bottoms like it’s his JOB. Because it is his JOB. Can everyone who refers to themselves with the hashtag please jot that down and watch Austin take this monster cock here? Because he’s smiling and masturbating himself and seems to be deriving some sincere pleasure from this giant dick. He never even loses his erection:
Like. That’s great. That’s a great bottom. Austin is a GREAT bottom. But like I said. I could watch him do whatever, because it’s fucking joyful. has swung back in the right direction this week and it’s entirely possible that I’m crazy and JJ is great and everybody will love him.
The point is, because even when they make stuff that’s not my favorite, it’s still so much better than so much of the rest of this – I don’t want to say “crap” exactly, but – crap.