MY PANTS, HEADQUARTERS – Bearded fashion model Dusty St. Amand has reportedly caused one blogger to achieve an erection at his workplace. The fuzzy young man was featured on the site in question, xhardxtimesx.ru, on November 8, 2013 in a series entitled the xhardxtimesx.ru Wood. Less that a week later, the blogger shared images of St. Amand’s genitals for worldwide consumption.
“It’s pretty awkward for all of us whenever Dewitt writes about Dusty St. Amand,” an anonymous coworker revealed. “He just walks around the office with a huge smile plastered on his face, along with a huge boner poking out from the front of his pants. I don’t really get what all the hype’s about! He’s just a hairy guy with a beard, and I don’t even think he showers?”
Rumors have circulated that the aforementioned blogger has often had scandalous thoughts about St. Amand, most of which revolve around a practice known in gay vernacular as “rimjobbing”. The blogger could not be reached for comment at the time of press—citing that he needed another cup of coffee before he could “put up with this self-referential sh*t”—but his publicist has assured us that all of these allegations are, indeed, true.
Photo credit: Rodolfo Martinez
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