Yesterday, we unveiled our list of the “Hottest Hairy Men of 2012“. You were quick to note a few glaring omissions from the top ten—namely Jessy Ares and Jesse Jackman—but there’s a perfectly logical explanation for their absence! Only men featured in our Woof Alert series were eligible, and rankings were based on the amount of page-views they received on xhardxtimesx.ru.
This now brings us to an entirely different question… How the hell did Bruno Knight not come out above ‘s models Archer and Maxx Drakos? It makes no sense that those amateur fellows defeated an indisputable muscle bear god, but I guess I have to suck it up and watch Braxton Bond (who looks like a regular man wearing a late ’90s twink wig) take Bruno’s thick cock up his ass.
Life isn’t fair.
Click through to see Bruno and Braxton in action: