Caption This: Mickey’s Dildo Gloryhole Surprise

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Here is a picture of Mickey Mouse with a gigantic boner, almost as big as his entire body. He appears to be holding a firefighter’s hand? While we’re not exactly sure about the context, we do know this makes an excellent subject for today’s round of Caption This. Sorry for ruining your childhood.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

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Click through to see last week’s winning caption:

Sb1228 wins at life, even if other people had more votes.


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