Caption This: Santa’s Big Uncut Dick

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Do I even need to explain what’s going on here? A man in a Santa suit pulls out a long, uncut cock and presents it to a red-haired woman on her knees. Instead of sucking on that magnificent piece of meat, she opts for stuffing her own fist into her mouth.

I spotted this one on a while back, but given the reaction to previous Bi The Way posts, I’ve held off on using it in our Caption This series… But, uh, why? This shot is hilarious, and that guy’s dick is gorgeous. This needed to happen.

So, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:



Santa has a giant uncut penis



sorting hat

Well, Kevin must have known I’m a sucker for J.K. Rowling references



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