We interrupt your National Coming Out Day festivities for an important update about Matt Bomer‘s butt cheeks. The actor, along with fellow stars like Matthew McConaughey, showed them off in the Channing Tatum stripper flick Magic Mike, and our bodies will never be the same after seeing the screen-caps.
Can you believe that some lucky dude gets to stick his face in that smooth, round rump? Hell, you know I lean toward hairy guys more often than not, but even I would sell my (sure to never exist) first-born child for an opportunity to tap that! This man is frickin’ beautiful.
Click through to see Matt Bomer’s Magic Mike striptease:
Don’t walk away, Matt! Come back. 🙁