This is Sullivan Stapleton. Those of you who watch made-for-Cinemax television programs might know him as one of the stars of Strike Back, a steamy show about British special forces agents who travel the world shooting things, mostly while shirtless. Whatever! For those of you/us who don’t have the patience, or the premium cable package, to sit through an entire episode of the show, there are plenty of screencaps of the Australian actor with his shirt off and, frequently, with his pants off, too.
If I had to rank Sullivan Stapleton by all of his two thousand parts, I’d put his eyes first and then his ass. He plays an American on the show, so some of the inherent Australian charm is missing, although—and sorry if I’m grossly stereotyping an entire nation here—he does give off that aura that so many Australian men possess where you feel like, from the second they meet you, they’re inwardly calculating how fast they can get you to sit on their dick. Do you know what I’m talking about? It’s a thing. And it’s also maybe why Australia’s pretty much at the top of the list of places I’d like to visit.
By the way, you might start hearing about Stapleton more in the future. He’s playing the lead in the sequel to 300, the gayest movie ever, which will be out next spring.
Some screen grabs from the last few episodes below, along with some scenes from earlier seasons. To catch you up on the story, you know?
Also, that some men are better seen and not heard. This interview is ridiculous, but at least he says the word cock a bunch of times.
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