Does anyone else still torture themselves by sitting through the wretched, poorly-written mess known as Glee? It’s funny, ’cause someone I know referred to the upcoming series as “Glee for adults”. Remember when Glee premiered, and it was supposed to be “High School Musical for adults”? It’s only a matter of time before Smash replaces Katharine McPhee, Anjelica Huston, Debra Messing and Megan Hilty with younger, cuter versions who perform auto-tuned Kidz Bop renditions of Katy Perry songs.
While I’m embracing this brief moment of dickheadedness*, can we just acknowledge that Chord Overstreet‘s ridiculously unattractive? He reminds me of a less attractive version of Michael Pitt (which says a lot because I find Michael Pitt inexplicably revolting). In the past, I’ve tried to pander to your aching desire to slip your cock into his , but I have to draw the line after last night’s episode.
The producers, once again, have found a way to get Chord’s shirt off (because apparently that’s all he’s good for on this show). He joined a synchronized swim team!** It’s coached by ! Pasty hotness ensues… Except not hot at all, because seriously what the hell do you see in this dude? He’s not even a butterface. He’s a butter-needs-to-get-out-of-my-face-with-his-constant-nakedness.
EXPLAIN THE APPEAL, GUYS! EXPLAIN THE APPEAL.
* Yes, grammar queens, this is going to be a word.
** What public high school (especially in Ohio) has a fucking synchronized swim team?
Click through for more pictures from this stupid, stupid episode: