Memory Lane is really lovely this time of year…
Even just mentioning him in this post brought back all kinds of dumb feels I forgot I had about Lucas from Corbin Fisher. So, after posting that, I immediately spent the next hour+ lost in a google image hole, searching for every image of Lucas I could find. I forgot that my imaginary romance with this dude went all the way back to high school for me, but according to the date stamps on his early stuff, I guess it did. Woof.
Let’s all spend the afternoon thinking about all the things we would do to this manboy if we had him trapped in our sex dungeons:
I know nothing about this guy’s real life and I want it to stay that way. So if you know for a fact that he died of a drug overdose or had his life plunged into perpetual eternal sadness by porn, please don’t tell me. Does he have 6 kids and a mormon wife? Don’t care. Did he murder six kids and then become a mormon? I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.