The internet is a dark, dark place, mama.
in the mid/late 90s that centered around the adventures of Johnny, a “muscular, boorish, and dimwitted self-proclaimed womanizer with a pompadour hairstyle,” who talked like Elvis and was constantly trying to fuck things. Think Pepe Le Pew, but blonde and a dude instead of a skunk. Although he was always chasing women in the series, I don’t recall any gratuitous nudity or sex depicted in the show, but that doesn’t seem to have stopped people’s imaginations in the time since it aired.
Remember when I made Powdered Toast Man weird? Get ready for sommma that:
Your move, Mr. Bravo.