A glorious thing happened this week! While we were in the process of updating xhardxtimesx.ru, I asked my darling followers to e-mail me pictures of their butts (so I had something to jerk off to later that night). As I scrolled through my inbox with my dick throbbing in my jeans, one message in particular caught my eye… It was from hairy gay porn newcomer Johnny Parker!
We got to chatting, and the next thing you know, he agreed to do an interview for the blog. This was thrown together rather quickly, so I apologize if my questions are a little lame. That said? Some of Johnny’s responses might surprise you! When we weren’t talking BDSM, rimjobs and play sheets, he stepped up on his soapbox to share some thoughts on the current state of US politics.
Think you know what this man’s all about? Think again! Check out the interview below.
Let’s start with the obvious! What made you decide to get into gay porn?
Well, I have never had sex with a woman and never ever want to have sex with a woman, so that explains the gay part… As for the porn part, since I realized I was gay, I’ve always fantasized about doing porn.
Recently, I started sending photos to studios, and my then-partner at the time, helped me get in with FabScout Model Management. I’ve been pretty fortunate to get to work with great studios (, Venetian, , , , and ).
I am not really able to describe my scene from HP Men yet. You’ll have to watch to find out what happens when they release it, though I can guarantee that you will love the special surprise in it!
I was so, so excited to see you bottom in your first hardcore scene. In your personal life, are you more of a top or a bottom?
I am 100% versatile in my personal life. If the guy is hot and the chemistry is there, let’s go and we’ll figure it out on the way… I will say, I tend to go through a fair bit of laundry detergent, so I’ve been thinking about getting some !
Moving forward in your adult career, who are your dream partners? Are there any particular fantasies or scenarios you’d like to cover?
Oh wow! Dream partners include (in no specific order): Dirk Caber, Jesse Jackman, Collin Stone, , Charlie Harding, Bryan Cole, Scott Hunter, Fabio Stallone, Alex Graham, Christopher Daniels, Dolan Wolf, Shawn Wolfe.
I’m up for pretty much anything scene-wise, but prefer scenes with hairy men, usually in their 30s or 40s. I’m intrigued by the BDSM world, so I’d like to explore that a bit.
Yowsers! I would die if you were in a scene with Charlie Harding. Doesn’t the way he eats ass and talks dirty drive you INSANE?
I know Charlie personally, and YES, his ass eating skills are quite impressive. Nobody has caught my ass getting eaten on film yet, but take it from me… He is superb!
Also, how much BDSM are we talking? Clothespins? Spanking?
I’ve always been told not to judge a book by its cover, and you don’t know what you’ll like until you try it. Let’s just say, if given the opportunity, I’d love to get tied up, edged, spanked, pinched, hit, etc. As long as it doesn’t involve scat or blood, I’m game!
Who’s the first porn star who ever turned you on?
Wow, I had to dig deep for this one. , November 11, 2005 – Bailey and His Fuck Buddy. Not normally my type, but it got me going and was really the gateway to exploring more porn.
From there, I moved to , to and … And that is where I found HIM. Erik Rhodes, specifically his work in ! He would have been the #1 on my list above, if he were still with us today. Though I never met him in person, he physically embodied what I wanted for my body image (I’ve got a ways to go). May he rest in peace.
What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done off camera?
I’m not really a wild child off camera. Although, in college, I got into some pretty interesting stuff. I remember something having to do with a parking meter, and since I’m not sure the statute of limitations on stuff like that, we’ll leave it there.
What’s your opinion on bareback porn?
Bareback porn is fine, and I have nothing against it. For me, however, I choose to work using rubbers, because that’s the amount of risk I’m willing to rationalize. That being said, I always use a condom in my personal life and get tested every three months!
When I asked my Twitter followers if they had any questions for you, one guy asked “Does he like cauliflower?” Well, do you? Slightly related, has your diet/workout regimen changed now that you’re doing porn?
I’m sure there is a pun involved with cauliflower, but I’m missing it. Let me know.
Diet-wise, I need to change it up a little. I’ve always had a fast metabolism, but nowadays, I’m seeing that’s not so much the case. I’m working on eliminating as many carbs as possible… Although, I love my Diet Coke (which is horrible for you). Workout wise, I’m more likely now to do a workout to emphasize a specific body part, where in the past I did a pretty standard 5-day split.
Now that everyone’s seen you naked, they’ve probably got one thing on their mind—are you single?
I am 100% single…
Geez, how is that even possible? What sort of qualities do you look for in a romantic partner?
I have tried dating in the industry, and it didn’t work. It was long-distance too, which put a wrench in things.
I look for someone that is a man’s man. Definitely love hair and experience. A connection beyond lust needs to be there too.
Tell us about some of your non-sexual hobbies! What are you into besides sucking cock? Scrap-booking? Puppies? Philosophy?
I’m a total news and politics junkie. I love vampire movies and TV shows. I’m a pretty avid gym guy, but a nerd at heart. I own pretty much everything Apple has ever made. And I love to travel.
I’m planning on hitting up a few of the events in our community, either White or Black Party, IML or London Pride. I’ve really never been to any so this year is going to be fun!
News junkie, eh? Do you ever get annoyed when dumb stories like Beyonce lip-synching or fake girlfriends take over the media, when there are much more important things to be talking about? Or do you appreciate pop culture as much as politics?
I don’t mind a little bit of pop culture in the news, but making a scandal out of Beyonce lip-syncing the National Anthem is not news-worthy.
Our elected leaders need to stop using every itty bitty little thing as a political ploy to play gotcha, and focus on getting our country back on the right track. I’d love to see a Federal Budget, the repeal of DOMA, common sense reform of gun laws, and actual action instead of talk about caring for our military and their families.
If a member of Congress can’t justify being in Washington without making jabs at things that have no bearing on the discourse of the business of our nation, they need to step down and let someone be there that can write effective laws. Congress was never meant to be a full-time job. Members of Congress were supposed to be elected for a few terms and then return to their regular life. That’s what’s wrong with our country. Too many lifelong politicians!
<off my soapbox>
Whoa! That’s quite a response, and the only logical thing I can think to do is follow it up with a totally dumb question… Based on your love for vampires, I assume you watch True Blood. Of the male characters, who would you most want to boink?
[SPOILER ALERT! If you haven’t seen the most recent season of True Blood, skip this question.]
I love True Blood! Obviously, I really would have loved to “boink” Christopher Meloni, but he was staked. Bill and Eric are good looking, and Jason is fucking hot… How about all of them at the same time?
Sounds good to me! With that mental imagine in mind, where can fans keep tabs on you? Are you on Facebook? Twitter? Tumblr? Please share so we can stalk, er… we mean, follow you!
I can be found on Twitter (), on Facebook (), and I’ve got a wish list on Amazon (). I’ve also got Tumblr, but I don’t know how to use it, so it just fills up space on my iPhone screen.
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