Believe it or not, there was a time when I wasn’t knee-deep in gay porn. If you asked me to identify a guy in a certain scene, I couldn’t have told you the difference between any Tom, Dick or Harry. Admittedly, I still wouldn’t classify myself as an “expert”… But there are some penises that you never forget.
Enter Mike Branson, one of the most unforgettable cocks in the adult industry. His shaft was so hard that it practically pointed into the sky. The veins, the girth! Honestly, I could sit and study this beautiful piece of man-meat for hours. Or I could just travel back in time and sit on it.
Maybe I don’t even need to travel back in time. Does anyone know what this guy looks like today? I mean, as long as that monster stays stiff, he can put it through a gloryhole for all I care. With that said, I’ve he’s a straight, married lawyer who single-handedly brought “evangelical Christianity to a village in Burundi”. In which case? What. The. Fuck.
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