Remember a few years ago when everybody suddenly cared about Dustin Zito, a former model who appeared on MTV‘s The Real World? I sure as hell don’t! After coming across Dustin’s bed-humping session on , I knew there was something very, very, very familiar about him.
Despite my sneaking suspicion that he worked for , , or some other porn site that would hire a dude with man-bangs and a unbelievably fuckable bubble butt, I started drafting up a post about this clip for The Amateur Hour. Then, three things happened as I was about to wrap up my final paragraph…
One of my colleagues saw Dustin’s ass from across the office and had your typical, “WHOA, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?” reaction. Another coworker chimed in, “Isn’t that Dustin Zito? I remember that video,” and then the last of those three things happened—I died inside and questioned why anyone would ever allow me to do this job, given my terrible memory and inability to remember anyone’s face.
The good news is, Dustin’s ass is hot enough to justify a not-quite-retro Flashback Friday entry, and since you guys are quick to forgive partner-beating shitheads like Sebastian Young and Ryan Rose, you probably don’t care that Mr. Zito was once arrested for a woman! Oh, the way lust blinds us.
Before you hit play, I’d just like to offer up an advance warning that you shouldn’t watch this with the volume up. There’s a point midway where Dustin has a moment and randomly yells at the camera, “NO, I HAVEN’T BEEN LAID LATELY!” Then he continues to be very naked and very attractive, before wrapping things up by awkwardly by singing an R&B song to the camera.
Watch Dustin Zito humping around as Fratmen’s Spencer below:
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