We’ll be announcing our 2013 Flip-Fucker of The Year on Saturday night. The series that it inspired, Flipping Out, began as a mere celebration of versatility in gay porn, but judging from the posts that made the top ten, I’ve made the executive decision to exclusively focus on flip-fucks moving forward.
As much as I hate to spoil the surprise, Paddy O’Brian and Gabriel Clark experienced a landslide victory in the Flipping Out category. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone! Their passionate encounter on was easily one of the best things I masturbated to all year. Within the first few minutes, I had no choice but to pause the video, run to my bedroom, retrieve my vibrator and rub it against my ass. They got me in the mood. And, uh, I’d be lying if I said I got through the full scene without prematurely blowing my load. Quickly. Very quickly.
You can, of course, imagine how I reacted when I heard a rumor that Paddy has another flip-fuck coming out in 2014! I’ve been told his (alleged) scene partner is a former “Top To Bottom” participant, which got my mind wandering to some very interesting places… Will it be Colby Jansen‘s meaty cheeks sliding down onto Paddy’s pole? Tony Paradise releasing some post-prison tension? Topher DiMaggio reluctantly submitting to a revenge fuck? The surprise return of retired models Rocco Reed or Liam Magnuson?
Or, hell, does it even matter who it is? The fact of the matter is, you’re going to see more of Paddy’s hairy hole filled to capacity with dick, and I can assure you that—a) It’s going to be fucking amazing, b) I will jerk off to it multiple times, c) The trailer will definitely be featured in our Flipping Out series, and d) It might be number one on this list next year. Until then, find out what other posts made our top ten! There are some really good ones on this list.
Take a look at the best Flipping Out posts of 2013 below:
10. CHARLES & PAVEL:
We wrote: “We’re conflicted! On one hand, we’ve overjoyed that was so quick to unleash their new model Charles‘ hardcore debut. We nearly squealed when we saw that he had been paired with Pavel—one of the site’s best versatile performers—and we squawked like geese when we realized Charles would be flip-fucking with Pavel… Then there was the big letdown! Charles shaved everything. Yes, you read that right—Charles shaved all of the glorious fur covering his body. Just like how Randy shaved his magnificent ‘yeti butt‘.”
9. JUSTIN OWEN:
We wrote: “With Paddy O’Brian‘s bottoming debut on the horizon and newcomer Spencer‘s oh-so-recent foray into the world of butt sex, it might not be too exciting to hear that exclusive gave up his virgin hole in a new scene with … Even if this isn’t the most thrilling view of a man getting fucked for the first time, it’s hot to watch Justin’s tiny surfer boy ass stretch open for Seth’s cock. I gotta say though, I’m not sure how Seth managed to resist tugging on those bangs and getting a little rough with him.”
8. ANTHONY ROMERO:
We wrote: “So apparently Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero are no longer an item? I suspected as much when included Anthony on a list of in 2013, and my suspicions were confirmed in yesterday’s entry about gay porn power couples. This is probably old news for anyone more deeply involved in the industry (or anyone who pays more attention that me), but regardless, I got unreasonably upset within seconds of hearing about this development. They were like the Amy Poehler and Will Arnett of the gay porn world. If they couldn’t make it work, then who can!?!?! There’s no hope for any of us. We’re all going to die alone.”
We wrote: “Blue-eyed, Italian porn star Ettore Tosi hasn’t appeared on xhardxtimesx.ru since March 2011, which is really quite unforgivable when you think about it. Thankfully, he has a new scene with Damien Crosse available through , so we thought we’d take this opportunity to remind you how much you want to have sex with him… Because, even if you don’t know it yet, you want to have sex with him. Hard! Deep! In multiple positions.”
6. TANNER & MITCH:
We wrote: “Serious question! Are there any people on the planet hotter than Mitch and Tanner right now? The former hasn’t made an appearance on since , while the latter is a newcomer who made his debut exactly . Mitch has put some muscle on over the past three years, and he’s looking significantly less boyish than when . As the more established Sean Cody alumnus, I assumed he’d be doing all the topping in this encounter, so it took me by surprise when Tanner bent over his beefy ass and pounded him in the shower.”
5. JESSY ARES:
We wrote: “Surely we must have made a mistake! There is no possible way that Jessy Ares should have only placed eighth on our 2012 ‘Flip-Fucker of The Year‘ countdown. The man is frickin’ sex on legs, and when he’s not slamming his dick up starving fuck-chutes, he’s been known to throw up those aforementioned legs and take it like a man.”
We wrote: “Jesse Jackman and Dirk Caber are no strangers to xhardxtimesx.ru. The gay porn couple have graced our pages to fuck other people, fuck one another and even work a few of our events. Today, we bring you the second scene they filmed together for which, for better or worse, is way less kinky than their leather-clad romp in the studio’s fetish film Loud and Nasty.”
We wrote: “If he can figure out a way to overshadow last year’s champion Trenton Ducati, Jake Genesis could very well make his mother proud and win our 2013 Flip-Fucker of The Year award. Previously, he got us riled up when he topped JD Phoenix in ‘s Hooker Stories 2, and today we’re experiencing his full-on versatility in a scene with Ty Roderick from ‘s .”
EDITOR’S NOTE: HAHAHA! Remember when Jake Genesis wasn’t crazy religious?
We wrote: “Adam Killian and D.O. are two of the most beloved versatile performers in the gay porn industry, so we barely had to think twice before featuring this scene in the Flipping Out series. Both stay true to form in [this scene], showcasing one another’s dicks and asses with a finesse that’s frankly unrivaled amongst their peers.”
We wrote: “What happens when two of the hottest, most desired tops in gay porn get together for a flip-fuck? Duh, this scene between Paddy O’Brian and Gabriel Clark! We haven’t had the opportunity to watch the full clip here at headquarters, but we’re under the impression that you can’t go wrong with these two… And, well, the trailer alone could make you cum.”