ITEM – In a shocking twist, this particular isn’t really gossip. I’m just trying to figure out if shows that Joey Lawrence is super muscle-daddy hot, or if we should be worrying about moles with irregular edges on his body. Seriously, yes, most people look better with a tan. But you need to roll out of the tanning bed if you’re reaching Level Snooki. Thoughts?
ITEM – Oooo, a follow-up report! Original Beverly Hills, 90120 veteran Ian Ziering was spotted working out to get his ass ready to be a celebrity Chippendale. He doesn’t have that far to go. He’s 49, and he looks good! TMZ also notes that he brought a photographer to the gym with him. knows the importance of marketing.
ITEM – Michael C. Hall is sexy. In fact, the more twisted Dexter is, the hotter Michael C. Hall gets. Anyway, that’s the poster for the final season of Dexter. Looks like Dexter is going to bite it. He doesn’t have a lot of breathing room seeing as SPOILER ALERT his adopted sister/kinda girlfriend knows he’s a serial killer AND killed their boss for him in the last episode. These two should just go on the run like a murderous Bonnie & Clyde. With incest!