ITEM – Nigel’s just hanging out naked by the fireplace cuz’ the bitches love that kinda uptown swagger. Not sure they’re a “cast” exactly, but Tyra Banks has . This would include the Orangina-shaded Mr. J., model coaching legend and Queen Mother of Sassy Bitches Miss J., and kinda hotsy fashion photographer Nigel Barker (above). Ratings are wwwaaayyy down, so Ty Ty is making changes.
I haven’t watched ANTM since Dewitt stopped recapping it, but why not just end it? They’re down to “All-Star” seasons and pitting British models against American ones. Tyra, let it go.
– J. Harvey
More sexy pics of Nigel Barker and more “Gay Ass Gossip” after the JUMP:
ITEM – Dick Clark passed away this week. This is the sadness, because dude was living Americana. Clark was the longtime host of American Bandstand and Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, and brought the tunes every week to kids around the country for many, many years.
Clark suffered a massive heart attack after a medical procedure and passed away in LA. He was 82.
Clark worked up until the end. He survived a stroke in 2004 which left him with slurred speech and partial paralysis, but this didn’t stop him from popping up on NYE every year to do the countdown. It was a little tough to watch, but you had to admire the guy.
One of the many sad things about Dick being gone is that we’re left with the very plastic Ryan Seacrest. Blergh.
ITEM –Robert Pattinson’s bukkake party was CRAZY. Actually, that’s a still from his next film – Cosmopolis. He plays a multimillionaire who takes a limo ride through an NYC on the brink of disaster. It actually looks quite good (it’s directed by David Cronenberg, check the trailer below). But I also posted about him because our readers tend to hate him. I’m like that.