Because no one who’s ever bottomed would .
Ok. I don’t know where to start with this one. First, I guess, I’ll just openly admit that I’m disappointed that this came to me via becuase I was very excited to be shocked and awed at at least ONE of these guys getting some arm in their butt. But, alas, it’s just regular dicks going into butts on this one.
Nextly, I love Logan McCree. I remember finding pics of him several years ago and just being blown totally away at how sexy I thought he was. The tattoos, the piercings, the cock, the kilts, his smugness, just all of it was exactly what I wanted. I feel like it’s important to say this now, because – having seen this scene – I’m not sure he knows how to fuck. And I hate to say that because now it feels like i’m just ragging on a performer for nonsense. But you guys need to watch this. Just. Humor me and watch this clip and then we’ll break it apart a little:
Like. Wtf? If you’ve ever bottomed, I want you think really hard about how this maneuver right here, really actually feels:
In theory, I love all the stuff happening right up there! Look at those balls! How is his hole stretched so far! Bouncing sweaty ass mounds!
But damn. Are you in high school, McCree? Because this is how high schoolers fuck. This is how you think you’re supposed to do it when you’re 16 because you saw a terrible Cinemax porno one time where somebody LOVED this. Watch him act like this is the first blowjob of his life:
Why are you doing this? Did somebody tell you that was good?
That this is how you penetrate someone as hot and willing as David Benjamin:
DB is doing a Streep-caliber job of pretending like he’s into this, but unless he’s had an epidural, feeling those hip bones banging into him probably wasn’t that awesome. In fact the more I watch this gif, the more it seems like he’s trying to hostage-negotiate his ass out of the line of fire.
I love David Benjamin and I think he does the work to make it seem like he’s into every single person he shoots with, but damn. Give it up bro. We can all see that violent, unsexy, jackrabbit action. You did your job. I hope your butthole is ok.
On the other hand, if this kinda action is what you’re into, . You should .
Sexy fuckin’ photos though:
Logan. You’re too pretty to do that amateur shit. Straighten up and fuck right.