“We’re not going to get on your case about the color of your butt hole, but we know that a lot of guys are self-conscious about the color of their asses.”
That’s the product description for , a new product in the . As of today, I’ve reread it to myself at least twenty times, because I’m utterly fascinated with the concept of anal bleaching.
Are that many people really self-conscious about the color of their buttholes? What prompts this insecurity? Bending over and looking in the mirror? Taking spread-eagle shots for their profiles? Comments from an unsatisfied lover? Societal pressure to have the prettiest anus on the block?
It’s all such a mysterious world of vanity to me… And yet I’m left wondering maybe, just maybe, I should give it a try?
This stuff seems like a nice way to dabble in anal bleaching without fully committing to the process. It’s far less costly than spa-based treatments, far less painful than laser treatments, and it seems like it would avoid my number one concern—irritation and discomfort down below.
With that said, I still have some questions! How long and how often do you have to apply at-home bleaching products like this? Is my hole off limits while I’m using them? I guess what I’m trying to ask is, can Colby Jansen fuck me like this while I’m in the process of beautifying my man-cooter?
Please share your experiences! I’m genuinely curious.