Hot or Not: Jockstraps

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There are days where I’m convinced that jockstraps have defied their functional purpose to become the official international gay undergarment of choice. Apparently, gay dudes just don’t like wearing underwear with fabric on the butt! I’m not presenting this as a fact, so much as an observation I’ve made over the past few years. Jocks have simply evolved beyond the athletic world to become fashion for everyday life, casual hookups and steamy romantic encounters.

Years ago, I wanted to surprise a special someone by buying a jockstrap, only to find out my shopping trip was a complete bust. I stormed through department stores and even popped into a few different spots that specialize in sporting goods, shouting in the faces of various employees, “WHERE ARE YOUR JOCKSTRAPS?!? GIVE ME ALL YOUR JOCKSTRAPS SO I CAN HAVE GAY SEX IN THEM!!!”. (Haha, that didn’t actually happen! I hate talking to people and asking questions.) For some reason, it was impossible to find what I was looking for!

Luckily, there is this thing called the internet that normal people use to shop. It has websites like where you can browse dozens of different styles to find out what’s right for you. My personal favorite is the , a perfect compromise between the and the flashier most guys my age tend to fancy.

Here’s a story you might like! I recently broke down and bought that jock, because much like every other brand in the world, is running a Memorial Day weekend sale right now. You can get 10% off your full purchase with the discount code “DOUBLE”, and if that weren’t enough, all customers who buy between now and May 27 will be entered to win one of four gift certificates ranging from $25-$100 (also known as, enough to without feeling like you’re breaking the bank).

This is the point of the post where you’re probably wondering three things—1) How much did Dewitt get paid to promote this sale?, 2) Why the fuck is he talking about it when I want to know more about the models in the header image, and 3) Wasn’t this supposed to be a debate on whether jockstraps are Hot or Not?

The answer to the first question is “absolutely nothing”. You should know about sales when they’re happening, even if I wind up sounding like a used car salesman in the process (or even if I wind up posting so many video pictures and video clips that your computers nearly crash).

The models here are Dean and Duncan. Shortly after a bubble bath together, their cameraman suggested that they start off fooling around in some jockstraps. They agreed with no hesitation, and because of this, they have led to one of my favorite pictures in recent  history. Two beautiful asses, framed perfectly to call attention to two even more beautiful holes.

Last but not least, this is indeed a Hot or Not discussion! I want to know where you stand on jockstraps. Yes, I’m well-aware that most of you will say, “It depends on the guy who’s wearing it”, but for my sake, please try to go a little deeper than that! Are you a “” type? Do you prefer the thinner straps of ? Do you like ’em or that you might as well be naked?

Or at the end of the day, do you just get no rush out of jockstraps, whether it be wearing one or seeing another guy wear one? We promise we won’t vote you off the island if that’s where you lean, but we may temporarily suspend your gay card due to suspicious activity. Kidding, kidding! To each his own.

– Dewitt

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Check out Dean and Duncan frolicking in jockstraps below:

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