He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive.
But people call him by a name different than the one he gave you. You’re not quite sure what he does for a living. And he tends to slump down in the passenger seat when you pass a traffic cop. Bitch is shady!
“Ryan” from catches your eyes with his wrestler body and beatable meat. But in the description of the scene we received, the dudes note that he lied to them about being a newbie. Apparently, he has other material out there under the name “Rocco”. Shady, and kinda dumb what with the magic of video and all.
Do we care? FUCK NO. Do we care if a guy is shady if he’s an excellent lay? FUCK NO. Just don’t co-sign a loan for him, lend him any money, or leave him alone with your phone or laptop, right? Keep it to fucking (you might want to insist on protection) and you’ll be all set.
Dewitt summed it up nicely when I mentioned “shady guys” and “Ryan” as this week’s Hot or Not topic:
“It could have been like, ‘He has gonnorhea! And he murdered a puppy!’And I would have just been like, ‘OKAY!’Because he looks like that.”
Check out pics and vid of Ryan’s strokin’ off -style below.
– J. Harvey
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