How To Get Laid Without Even Trying: The Search For The Perfect Sexy Swimsuit

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“But what do I wear?!?!” This is a question that even the least fashionably conscious man has asked himself at some point in his life. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, bisexual or in an exclusive relationship with . When something feels like an “event”, you want to put your best foot forward and show up in something that turns heads… But most of all? You want to get laid.

It occurred to me while preparing for a pool party hosted by that I don’t own a single cute bathing suit. Believe it or not, I’m not the type of guy who can confidently rock a skimpy Andrew Christian swimsuit with my bulge hanging out everywhere. My taste (and comfort level) leans towards something a little more modest, yet short enough to show off my legs. Also, it can’t be boring! There has to be something about it that makes me smile.

I had seriously considered buying or from , but once again, I wasn’t sure I could sport them with the right amount of confidence to pull them off (and have someone want to pull them off me later that evening). Then, while sending potential options back and forth with a friend, he brought into the conversation.

Initially, all I could think about was dressed as a unicorn, along with the brand’s . How would that translate to swimwear? And, well, the answer is that puts just as much fun into going to the pool as climbing down into a dark sex dungeon. There were a few suits in their line that I could actually see myself wearing, and if I ever happen to do cosplay, it’s one-hundred percent clear that I’ll need to get my hands on the .

My mind isn’t made up just yet! I’ve heard good things, in general, about the quality of ‘s products, so that’s definitely pushing me into the “must buy now” category. There’s just so much other stuff to consider… Like, which of these swimsuits will get me laid?

– Dewitt

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