When is the last time you bent over in front of a mirror, stared into the reflection of your butthole and softly whispered to that pretty pucker, “I love you”. I would argue, out of no personal bias whatsoever, that it was nowhere near recent enough! We are our own butt’s worst critics, agonizing that they’re too flat, too flabby, too hairy, too loose and the list goes on. Join me, Dewitt’s Butthole, in putting an end to this intense self-hatred, as we learn to love ourselves through London-based emcee Lady Lykez‘s powerful musical composition “I Love My Butt”.
I firmly believe, despite my lack of aural abilities, that music has the ability to change the world. If the world embraces “I Love My Butt” with open arms and open holes, just think about what else we can accomplish! Once we learn to truly appreciate our bums, we can put an end to war, disease, inequality, world hunger and people listening to Katy Perry‘s atrocious new single “Roar“. Let it be known. Shout it from the rooftops. Don’t be afraid.
Tell all your friends you love your butt.
Listen to Lady Lykez’s outstanding empowerment anthem “I Love My Butt” below:
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