In what might be the best moment in network television since the original aired, Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley reenacted the famous Jessie Spano on this week’s episode of Dancing with the Stars. This is undoubtedly the best drug-related plot line in TV history, easily surpassing Tiffani‘s ““ moment on the lesser-known Saturday morning show California Dreams.
Research has shown that approximately two of you will care about the content of this post, while eighty-seven percent of you will scratch your head, say “I don’t get it” and move on to another post with big floppy dicks in it. Everyone else who’s left will at least appreciate the magnificent beauty of Val Chmerkovskiy.
Ugh, why am I still typing? Nobody cares.
Watch Elizabeth Berkley being flawless and self-aware below:
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