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OMG, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY:
Today I woke up, and my mom asked me if I wanted to go to Macy’s to look for some jeans. I was a little hesitant, because I already knew where I was going to get them, but I agreed. Once we get there, we had to go up an escalator to get to the Men’s department. Guess who was there? !!
I almost fainted, but couldn’t because my mom, sister, and niece were there. They don’t know that I’m bisexual and watch gay porn. At first, I doubted it, but I saw his neck tattoo which confirmed his identity. I thought to myself, “God does love the LGBT community, because he’s answered my prayers!”
He was so polite too! He let me and my family go in front of him, even though he was at the escalator way before us. While going up, I occasionally looked back at him, because I was still in shock. When he looked at me, I quickly turned around. Once we finally got up to the department, I thought thatI would never see him again, but little did I know he was going to the same fucking department as me. I wanted to scream.
It was almost like he was following me, because we kept going to the same place. Then I thought to myself that I should take a picture to show you guys, so I started to follow him. For some reason, I just couldn’t do it, because I didn’t want to make it too obvious. So I gave up hope and went looking for my jeans.
I find a pair and go to try them on. While I’m changing, Cody walks into the fitting room and goes in the one right next to me!!!! I take off the jeans (they weren’t the right fit) and take a quick peek at him through a crack. I didn’t get to see the goods, because he was just changing pants (not underwear) and the crack was really small.
He leaves the fitting room and continues to shop, and I follow him (trying to get a picture again). Still couldn’t get it, and I had to find some jeans. I find another pair, and while I’m walking towards the fitting room again I see him getting in line to pay for his clothes. Once again, he shows his politeness and moves back a little so I can get through.
While in the fitting room, I hoped that he would come back in too, and then I would make my move and at least say “Hi” or something… But, unfortunately, he didn’t. Once I walk out, he had vanished, so I returned to my mother. While I’m talking to her, I spot him again. I tried to break free and get to him, but I was already talking to my mom and walking to the checkout.
Once we got to the checkout, I tell my mom that I’m going to look around some more. However, my quest to find Mr. Cummings was a fail. I think he finally left. I didn’t find any jeans that I wanted (not like any of you care), but I did get to meet/see my favorite gay porn star. I was mad at myself for not doing anything when I saw him, and I wanted to tell someone but nobody knows that I’m bisexual. So here I am now writing you guys at . I really hope you feature this on your website.