Greetings, attractive citizens of xhardxtimesx.ru! My name is Gay Skylar, and I will be your tour guide for all things great in pop music. I used to be best friends with Gay Evan until I caught my boyfriend making out with him and listening to Monster Mother‘s piece of crap single “Alejandro“. Gay Evan was dead to me forever after that, but I kept my boyfriend around because, HELLO, have you seen his abs? They’re unbelievable!
But that’s enough boring backstory for you hot slut bitches! We should be talking about the premiere of living legend, gay ally and all-around flawless human being Katy Perry‘s music video for “Roar“. This is miles ahead of the visuals Monster Mother turned out for “Applause”, and I just love that Katy has such a great sense of humor about herself! Painting an elephants nails and taking selfies with a monkey? LOL, who does that!?!?!
Furthermore, the song is just so good! Everyone can relate to the feeling that haters are holding you down and you just want to come out swinging and show them who’s boss, and I think that explains why it’s such a huge hit. I love working out to this, and oh, did I mention the hottie in this video? I might have to leave my boyfriend for him!
Watch the groundbreaking music video for Katy Perry’s “Roar” below:
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