Men In The Sand: The Greatest Film of ALL TIME?


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Hey boner people! This is Dewitt‘s dick again. You might remember me from the post “Help! My Dick’s Blogging About Josh Long!“, but today I have taken control of my owner’s fingers to  write about something that has absolutely nothing to do with Josh Long.

It is this movie called Men In The Sand, and it might be the greatest film of all time? I am not sure about that claim! As a penis, I have not seen many films that do not involve other penises plunging into fleshy orifices, so like, maybe this is not as good as Gone with the Wind, Citizen Kane, The Godfather or Magic Mike.

But I think it might be!

Men In The Sand stars Kyle King and Kyle King’s mustache. Together, they get into all sorts of crazy sexual adventures with Josh West, Bryan Slater, Dale Cooper and David Anthony! When they’re not around, other sexy people appear on the screen like Colby KellerDirk Caber, Christopher Daniels and recent-ish conquest Davis.

I’m really glad to see Davis expand his career beyond , because his hairy pink hole makes me want to jump up and down inside of him.

Okay, that’s all I have to say. Hope you enjoy the movie. Bye! I’m a penis.

– Dewitt’s Dick

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Click through to watch the absurdly good trailer for Men In The Sand:

SCENE 1Kyle King, Josh West & Bryan Slater:

SCENE 2Davis & Christopher Michaels:

SCENE 3Kyle King & Dale Cooper:

SCENE 4Dirk Caber & Josh West:

SCENE 5Kyle King, Dale Cooper & David Anthony:

SCENE 6David Anthony & Davis:

SCENE 7Colby Keller & Christopher Daniels:

Watch the first four scenes and grab the DVD at !


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