Hey boner people! This is Dewitt‘s dick again. You might remember me from the post “Help! My Dick’s Blogging About Josh Long!“, but today I have taken control of my owner’s fingers to write about something that has absolutely nothing to do with Josh Long.
It is this movie called Men In The Sand, and it might be the greatest film of all time? I am not sure about that claim! As a penis, I have not seen many films that do not involve other penises plunging into fleshy orifices, so like, maybe this is not as good as Gone with the Wind, Citizen Kane, The Godfather or Magic Mike.
But I think it might be!
Men In The Sand stars Kyle King and Kyle King’s mustache. Together, they get into all sorts of crazy sexual adventures with Josh West, Bryan Slater, Dale Cooper and David Anthony! When they’re not around, other sexy people appear on the screen like Colby Keller, Dirk Caber, Christopher Daniels and recent-ish conquest Davis.
Okay, that’s all I have to say. Hope you enjoy the movie. Bye! I’m a penis.
– Dewitt’s Dick
Click through to watch the absurdly good trailer for Men In The Sand:
Watch the first four scenes and grab the DVD at !