Miley Cyrus is on top of the world right now, and I don’t think anyone could doubt that she’ll quickly become the next great gay icon. Her record-breaking “Wrecking Ball” video slayed the internet and inspired hot guys to do things naked. People can’t stop talking about her! And her with the Holy Spearit is just going to be epic, flawless and EVERYTHING.
If you care about real music and love twerking like me, you should check out Miley’s new collabo with Mike WiLL Made It, Juicy J and Wiz Khalifa. The other guys don’t really do much for me, but Miley kills it by proving her versatility and showing that she’s a really fierce rapper.
Oh my gosh, and can we talk about her outfits!?!? I’m totally going to the club this weekend in a pair of booty shorts made from a Michael Jordan jersey, and I don’t give a fuck what anyone has to say about it! I’m a proud chub bottom, and they can go fuck themselves (or me!) if they don’t want to look at my fat ass hanging out in the back. It’s gonna be so hot! My hole is so turnt up just thinking about it.
Clutch your pearls and gain your composure before hitting play below:
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