These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can pay attention to all that mayhem and foolishness, when all we wanna do is feel the hot eruptions of a little-known jizz volcano called Adam Levine’s DICK.
Child, you don’t even KNOW! I would take a ten hour shower in this man’s spunk, spray on a perfume made of his wang juices afterward and head to the club to get TURNT OUT. Everyone would be sticking their nose all UP in my business like, “Ooh, you smell good, gurrrrl!!! What are you wearing?”, and I’d whip my hair, turn around with the swiftness and reply that it’s the hottest new fragrance on the block… Adam Levine’s DICK.
AND IT’S ALL MINE, CUNTS.
See if you can figure out which one of these pics is for serious and not for play-play below:
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