Mushroom Heads: Hot or Not?

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Believe it or not, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Mario character Toad. It's actually about penises! I know you're shocked to hear that, but please withhold your gasps so we can engage in a conversation about whether mushroom-headed cocks are hot or not. This is obviously very important and life-changing, so please take it seriously.

Okay, so let's set up a scenario. You're on , and you receive a message from a guy in the next town over. He's really feeling your profile, saying that he's dying to fool around with you. He doesn't have many pictures–maybe one of his face and another shot of his torso. Even so, he looks like a winner from those pics alone. Not sensing any other prospects, you decide to head over to his place.

He's even hotter in person! He offers you a drink, though you decline. The only thing you want going down your throat is his hard cock. He's making small talk, so you interrupt him by pushing him down on the couch and aggressively kissing him. You straddle him (or throw his legs in the air), engaging in a moment of dry-humping and intense groping. It gets to a point where you need to get him naked. You start with his shirt, and his upper body is better than you could have ever imagined. Then you unzip his jeans, pull off his underwear and out flops…

Well, let's just say it almost looks like a doorknob. Attached to a decently thick shaft is an incredibly wide head. Are you turned on by this unique shape? Ambivalent? Or are you ready to rush for the door in disgust?

– Dewitt

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