It’s okay if you don’t know who Bryan Hawn is! You want to see his butt, whether you know it or not. The zoologist, recording artist and self-proclaimed “fitness icon” finally got our attention by writhing around in (and out of) his tighty whities in a parody of Miley Cyrus‘ “Wrecking Ball” video. We use the word “parody” in the loosest manner possible, because the clip’s more likely to give you a raging erection than make you laugh out loud.
Rumor has it that Bryan’s had a ridiculous bubble butt for now, and we are idiots for not blogging about it sooner. We urge you to take caution and not scroll past the video embedded in the middle of this post entitled “The Most Perfect Butt In The World”, because it’s imperative that you see as much footage of Bryan’s perfectly round, smooth cheeks as possible.
See more pics of Bryan and watch his surprisingly not-annoying “Wrecking Ball” parody below:
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