Pacific Rim is the best kind of summer blockbuster. Giant robots and giant monsters kick the shit out of each other. All the peoples of the world band together to fight a common enemy. And men! Marine-like men with SSSOOOOO much sexual tension between them. HOT MEN. Hopefully Guillermo del Toro’s casting director has a cock. Because I will totally suck it as thanks for the amount of beef in that movie. Spoiler alert – no one gets naked. But all the beauty on display (plus it actually being a helluva ride) more than makes up for it.
Let’s check out the guys in the cast, shall we? That way you can see what I mean.
Charlie Hunman (Sons of Anarchy) is the hero with the tragic past who must don his plastic-yet-somehow-sexy robot-pilotin’ bodysuit once more to save humanity from big giant evil. He’s jacked, with a sexy face and you root for him. One of the reasons you root for him is because you hope he lives til’ the end so he has a triumphant sex scene that involves his naked ass bobbing up and down. When I say jacked, I mean JACKED. Note the shot of him with the fightin’ stick below.
The Luu Triplets
Mark, Charles, and Lance Luu are some stunt-casted triplets who pilot one of the huge robots. They’re agile, and I suddenly has this fantasy of me and three Vietnamese triplets who I have to break out of their red plastic shells so I can get to the cock and ass inside.
Robert Kazinsky and Max Martini
Robert Kazinsky (who you might recognize from numerous posts I’ve written about how much I want to sit on this True Blood actor’s dick) and ginge daddy Max Martini play father and son robot drivers in the flick. There is so much emotion between these characters. So many things left unsaid. Like “Dad, it’s not bad if I suck you off, right?” Or “Son, rimming can be a cherished family experience.”
I know, you’re looking at that pic and wondering what the fuck I’m typing about. “Does he have some sort of fetish for anemic vampire people who look like the Joker?” Yes. Yes, I do. That’s British actor Burn Gorman. I find him hot. If you don’t, that’s not my problem. Know your Torchwood!
Also, he has really good chemistry with co-star Charlie Day.
Charlie Day () plays the comic-relief (along with the anemic vampire) in Pacific Rim. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia normally makes me physically ill, so getting into the cast boner-wise is an impossibility. But here they have Charlie done up with the tattoos and the emo tie, and the horn rims and he’s kinda hotsy.
And now we come to the hottest man in the cast – Idris Elba. He plays the stern guy-in-charge who yells a lot and stomps around being pissed off over maverick pilots and their rebellious ways. But then the plot thickens and (SPOILER ALERT!), Idris’ character has to don a bodysuit and drive a robot. And we knew he was sexy, but the body on this dude. Dude has a booty you can rest your beer on. And you can tell they had to enlarge the pouch for him to fit his dick in. He cuts such an imposing figure that I actually turned to my husband and went “dddaaaammmnnnn.” Hubby agreed. Idris Elba needs to get naked in a movie. Now.
There’s a rumor that there’s going to be a . It’s a little outside his genre, but Guillermo should direct it. He knows hot ass.