Oh, Charles Winters! Don't try to be coy with us. We know you've got connections to someone at Playgirl, and we know that this on is about Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio getting naked for them. The Jersey Shore cast member previously expressed interest in showing his wang for the magazine gay website, and it's not much of a surprise to anyone that they decided to follow up with him.
We're not particularly itching to see Pauly's pierced cock, so unless this involves some hardcore action with Ronnie, Vinny and The Situation… we won't be shelling out cash to see the pics. It was intriguing when this all involved the possibility of seeing Levi Johnston's dick (remember that?), but now this just seems like a desperate attempt to sign on fake celebrities.
Speaking of Jersey Shore, did you hear that it got renewed for a second season? Apparently, being a hot mess will get you very far in life. As if the show couldn't be any more idiotic, MTV's taking it to a whole other level by not setting it at the Jersey Shore. Sometimes I have no faith in humanity…