Of all the things that happened last week, you were (apparently) most excited about ‘s free video previews. It’s been five weeks since any post has been able to top The Cock Buffet on our Popular Demand round-ups, but the promise of seeing hot muscle jocks in motion (apparently) did the trick.
To celebrate the immense power ‘s models have over our penises, I’ve included a very special bonus clip at the end of today’s post. Spoiler alert! It involves Jarek, who you might know as “that guy who gave you a boner once, or perhaps, seven billion times and then some”.
While Bravo‘s Andy Cohen doesn’t have the body of a model, he surprised us by also surpassing The Cock Buffet on today’s list. If you’re reading this, Andy, you should know that your love handles draw as much internet traffic as “Justin Bieber’s Gaping Boy Cunt“. You should celebrate this fact by sitting on my face and suffocating me with your butt cheeks…
Or I suppose you can let me live to write more blog posts about Paddy O’Brian, Benny G, Marc Jacobs, Austin Wilde, Josh Long and Hugh Jackman. On that note? Thank you all for indulging us by reading, commenting and sending in your tips. It was another great week here, and we couldn’t have done it without you.
Take a look at last week’s best posts below:
1. EPIC NEWS: Sean Cody Offers Free Video Previews!
2. Please Sit On My Dick & Swerve Your Hips Around ‘Til You Cum Violently, Andy Cohen.
3. The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Public Nudity
4. Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Bottoms of Paddy O’Brian
5. Straight Guys Are Gay: Shit Roommates Should NOT say or DO!
6. No Big Deal, It’s Just Marc Jacobs Hanging Out In Brazil With His Well-Hung, Former Gay Porn Star Boyfriend…
7. What Would You Do?: Fratmen Model Nico
8. xhardxtimesx.ru Wood: Heath Hutchins
9. When Hairy Met Smoothie: Abele Place & Brett Swanson
10. Benny G: The Worst (But Hottest) Fake Rape Victim In The History of Gay Porn?
11. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: James Dixon
12. iPhone Wars: Battle of The Anonymous Cock, A-Z (Part V)
13. Everything Butt: Josh Long
14. Caption This: Window Butt
15. The Ten: Almog Gabay Is The Sexiest Man of The Moment
16. 12 Ways Former Straight Porn Star Rocco Reed Can Become A Much Better Gay Porn Star
17. Flipping Out: Austin Wilde
18. Celebrity Skin: Mike Shouhed
19. The Locker Room: Jacoby Ellsbury
20. Manhunt Man of The Week: Columbianlion
1. Caption This: Window Butt
2. xhardxtimesx.ru Wood: Chad Hursty
3. Would You Hit That?: Michael Lucas
4. Everything Butt: Josh Long
5. Celebrity Skin: Mike Shouhed
6. Flipping Out: Race Cooper, Kiern Duecan & JP Richards
7. You Might Like These Pictures of Evan Wadle’s Butt.
8. iPhone Wars: Battle of The Anonymous Cock, A-Z (Part V)
9. Thank Cock It’s Friday: Jimmy Fanz Makes Us Want To Go Fuck A Random Homeless Guy
10. Underwear Drawer: This Is What A Cute, Normal Guy Looks Like In Trendy Undies
11. 12 Ways Former Straight Porn Star Rocco Reed Can Become A Much Better Gay Porn Star
12. Please Sit On My Dick & Swerve Your Hips Around ‘Til You Cum Violently, Andy Cohen.
13. EPIC NEWS: Sean Cody Offers Free Video Previews!
14. The Amateur Hour: Slow Motion For Me
15. Quickie: Jay Anthony Parks
THIS WEEK’S BEST BESTIES:
BONUS – Jarek & on :