I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a lot while they’re fixing my pantry. Please go back and read that last sentence again, and replace “fixing my pantry” with “butt-fucking me stupid.” Alas, HGTV stars (and two of Jersey’s finest) Anthony Carrino and John Colaneri .
Have you ever beat off to a home improvement show? I just did. Which one do you want to tap more?
(Thanks to for the heads-up on these two fine specimens.)
The Kitchen Cousins
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