The other day, a xhardxtimesx.ru reader sent me this important missive (this is the exact wording):
WHY Y OU SHAWN ZEVRAN HIS cock is HHHHHHHUGE. FUCK MAN
I don’t know whether it was a language fail, a typing while jerking off situation, or someone put a little too much cat tranquilizer in his chamomile. Nevertheless, I understood every word! Sean Zevran has become a veritable stranger to xhardxtimesx.ru! Why has his GIANT COCK and SICKENING BODY fallen by the porn blog wayside? Well, it hasn’t! Here’s a post entirely devoted to Sean Zevran! This is especially for you, weird typing guy!
(p.s. For any of you cretins out there who assume that guys are in porn cuz’ they’re dummies, Sean’s tweets will prove your ass wrong. Dude jousts about philosophers and scholars on ! Porn guy brainiac!)
– Michael “Sean Zevran’s massive cock intimidates and titillates me” Xavier
FIVE TIMES SEAN ZEVRAN’S GIANT COCK WOWED US (AND OTHERS)
1. Remember the time he tag-teamed Brian Bonds with Derek Atlas (he’s another dude we need to highlight)! ()
It was like a three hardbody pile-up!
(Click to watch)
2. Remember the time he threw Shawn Wolfe’s legs up in the air and just GAVE IT to his asshole? ()
We haven’t heard a lot from Shawn lately. Did Sean fucking kill him? Let me fix that – did Sean’s FUCKING kill him?
3. Remember the time he and Adam Ramzi 69’ed so hard that they turned into a 138? That doesn’t make any sense but Sean has a HUGE COCK. ()
It’s nice to see Sean attending to another guy’s dick. He really doesn’t have to because his dick is so magnificent that it cancels out everyone else’s needs.
(Click to watch.)
4. Remember the time he spoke to Karsh and I got jealous after I found this post because it wasn’t an interview that I conducted so I missed the chance to have some sort of personal contact with him?
Look how young he looks there! It’s before his cock reached it’s full potential!
5. Remember the time he escorted Brent Corrigan back into porn? ()
(Click to watch.)