Monogamous porn couple Aden and Jordan Jaric just ended their five year relationship. Upon hearing , is it wrong that my first thought was "rebound sex"? Because I'm not gonna lie–I'd gladly give them both a shoulder to cry on dick to sit on. Post-breakup sex is the best kind of sex!
I'm not really picky about which Jaric rides my cock. Frankly, I could never tell the two of them apart. Watching their porn was basically like seeing the Peters Twins in action, minus the creepy incest factor. Plus, it was even more frustrating because they were completely unattainable. At least Miloh & Elijah occasionally invite in a third (or fourth) party!
And you know what's even more infuriating? These two are still completely unattainable, in the sense that there's absolutely no way either of them would sleep with me. This isn't me having a low-self esteem moment. It's just blatantly realistic. But the offer still stands…
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