You may recognize Jake Johnson from this magical place called television. He appears alongside Zooey Deschanel on Fox’s latest hit series New Girl, playing the part of her romantically-challenged roommate Nick Miller. He’s also one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen. For real, guys! He’s competing against Mark Ruffalo as my ultimate celebrity boner-crush. That’s sort of a big deal for me.
Now, I get that Jake is probably and for our Secret Sex feature, but I’m going to make an exception because—a) I secretly feel guilty about liking this show so much, b) He’s not typical Hollywood “hot” like Kellan Lutz or Hugh Jackman, and c) I needed an excuse to make multiple animated GIFs of him dancing half-naked.
In case you’re not aware, they talk about his penis a lot in the most recent episode. This made me want to see his penis… A lot.
To check out Jake M. Johnson shirtless and sort of naked, follow the JUMP: