Remember when Jason Priestley was twinkin’ it up on Beverly Hills, 90210 and showing off his in Calendar Girl? Cool! Truthfully, I was too young back then to fawn over his pretty ass, but I don’t even think he would have really done it for me back then.
But now? Holy shit. He’s been playing this character on SyFy’s Haven called Chris Brody, who has some weird charismatic power that makes everyone like him. It’s clearly working for his real-life persona, because I even find his unkempt neck beard charming on that show… In fact, I’ve developed a ridiculous crush on the post-twink Jason Priestley. Even his wrinkles are sexy!
There’s this one particular episode of Haven, inspired by Groundhog Day, where the main character relives the same day over and over again. Every morning, she wakes up in bed with Jason Priestley. You know what that means, right? Within this episode, there are multiple opportunities to stare at Jason Priestley’s nipples.
As if that weren’t enough, Google just told me that he’s in his underwear on another recent series Call Me Fitz. Ugh, pardon me while I ‘gasm in your face! You bitches can make fun of his love handles and doughy bod all you want, but I’m gonna go somewhere else and masturbate a whole lot. BYYYYYE.
To check out a semi-recent pic of Jason Priestly in his underwear, follow the JUMP:
This is what he looked like back then. Kind of hot?
This is what he looks like as Chris Brody on SyFy’s Haven. Very hot.
This is him giving me a boner on Call Me Fitz. Extraordinarily hot.
This is a clip that might give you a boner, even though his character can’t get one: