Earlier this week, a reader suggested Michael “The Miz” Mizanin for an upcoming edition of our Would You Hit That series. Considering I haven’t watched professional wrestling or The Real World since eighth grade, the name didn’t ring a bell at all. But apparently he’s the reigning WWE champion?
Upon scrolling through his pictures, the word “douche” came to mind on more than one occasion. Although we were warned in advance that Mizanin’s “extremely obnoxious and full of himself”, we weren’t exactly prepared for the sheer magnitude of his obnoxiousness…
And then we got to the shots of his butt. Actually, we started to feel it a little sooner, around the time we scrolled past the image above. This guy is kind of hot, even if we don’t want to admit we’re attracted to him. In our perfect world, those “I’m Awesome” trunks would be equipped with microscopic text below which reads “At Bottoming”.
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