Perhaps my gossip-savvy co-blogger was aware of this development, but I had no fucking clue that David Beckham was designing an underwear line for H&M. I kept seeing this particular promo shot plastered onto every gay blog in the history of mankind. This left me wandering why everyone was talking about Beckham’s bulge so damn much…
Not that we need an occasion to talk about his bulge. We can always talk about his bulge.
I mean, come on now! Cristiano Ronaldo can eat his fucking heart out with a wooden spoon. With these five images alone—not to mention his ever-growing portfolio of previous modeling work—Beckham proves that he’s soccer’s reigning King of The Package. His balls don’t have any competition. None whatsoever.
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