Take The Cup-A-Dick Challenge, Win Free Frat Boy Porn!


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Hey, bro, wanna win some free, raunchy college dude porn just for putting a cup on your dick? Fuck yeah, you do! As your wing-man, I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you that this slutty-ass blog I read is running a contest where you can win a one-year membership to . All you gotta do is stick your dick in a red solo cup, take a picture and e-mail it to before 10am EST next Tuesday, February 18.

It’s as fucking easy as the blogger who’s licking on my nuts while I write this post. (I think his name is “Dumbwitt” or some crap like that.) Really, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out. You don’t even need to go to any of your classes. Just stick a damn solo cup on your dick and take a picture. Allow my buddy Ted to demonstrate:

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You don’t even need to show your face, bro! I understand if you’re str8-acting or discreet or whatever. You just have to be cool with the blog posting your pic even if you don’t win, instead of acting like a pussy-ass bitch and whining about how you can’t whack it for a whole year to .

To pick the winner, I’m gonna get schwasted as hell with my crew and figure out which motherfucker gets us the hardest. If we need a tie-breaker, we might even let all you thirsty bitches out there vote on who’s better and… Oh fuck, fuck! I’m about to cum. YES. Shit. Fuck, fuck. Take every drop, you fucking slut. Lick it all up. Yeah, attaboy. Swallow my load. Take it, take it.

Damn, that was good. I need a fucking beer now.

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